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By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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Cristian89 29

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.

Welshite 39

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.

Comments

selectiveamnesia 9

Tuesday 1 October 2013 2:49

I would have replied with: "'K'? 'K' what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, 'K' stands for "kidding," so your reply is "kidding"? Or 'K' as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? 'K' as in K/O? Can I knock you out and feed you to the hungry sharks? Sharks has a 'K' in it." But seriously, that sucks.

BlackBird0129 9

Sunday 6 October 2013 14:34

Reply with, "Potassium" ;)

tigrewii 1

Thursday 24 October 2013 23:14

Well potassium to that bitch too

livelaughlovepie 22

Thursday 12 June 2014 8:49

Wow... Those teenager posts in real life :(

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 12 October 2014 3:29

I hate people that do that.

justinemalang1 14

Thursday 16 October 2014 2:03

Ignore her for awhile and when she gets mad, say K.

mywhitebear 12

Sunday 16 November 2014 16:10

Maybe you should just 'K'ick her out of your life.

skatergal99 17

Wednesday 6 May 2015 8:23

Dump her

anon385 23

Saturday 26 December 2015 1:56

First of all. TWO YEARS? Ypu sent a TEXT? Shame on you, asshole. Besides, this idnt a fml, you're the one dating her and this is most likely her personality so dont be surprised