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By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

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Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML

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By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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Cristian89 29

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.

Welshite 39

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.

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worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:22

That's so common it's disturbing...

FMLkoala 28

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:36

That's me right there

Opsofficer 2

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:43

I feel your pain I can't stand my girl does that but she is getting better

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:47

She just forgot to add the "Y" to the comment. ;) She must have been so touched by your words and wanted you to know to get ready for a night of amazing lubed up sex!

WickedWolf 11

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:55

You TEXTED her, you're lucky you didn't get dumped.

Stayin_Classy777 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:05

She's taking your love for granted. Next time show her that your love isn't.

Aussieinusa 5

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:24

What if she was at work and op just wanted her to read something sweet during her work day.

LadyTiz 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:34

I hate it when people do that

toy911 9

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:52

Leave a voicemail saying "you've been dumped". Maybe she'll have more to say after that.

bbrree1 6

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:16

every kiss begins with 'k' and so does kick an ungrateful bitch to the curb..

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