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By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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Top comments

Cristian89 29

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.

Welshite 39

Monday 23 September 2013 21:55

Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.

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Kuramasan_fml 12

Monday 23 September 2013 22:03

If she's just not into being too 'touchy-feely' maybe she is just a bit overwhelmed by how much emotion you show?

applebramble 22

Monday 23 September 2013 22:21

Dude , they've been dating for two years ?

marcranger 28

Monday 23 September 2013 23:42

25, so? Some people just aren't lovey-dovey no matter how long they've been with their partner. I, for instance, would have a hard time controlling my gag reflex at a mushy message whether I'd been with a guy five days or five years.

applebramble 22

Tuesday 24 September 2013 18:31

It would have been a different story if it was only a few months , coz then I would understand . But TWO YEARS is a long time . Even if someone wasn't so lovely dovely they would still reply more than just "k"

alshygirl 14

Monday 23 September 2013 22:03

While her response was horrible I feel like a two year anniversary deserves more than a "heartfelt text."

dewberry2001 25

Monday 23 September 2013 22:36

Well I believe he was going to but maybe he just wanted her to wake up to something nice

Wizardo 33

Monday 23 September 2013 22:04

Most annoying reply possible next to 'that's nice' or 'lol', really grinds my gears.

BadApple88 29

Monday 23 September 2013 22:04

When someone replies "K" i want to punch them in the face

ABillOnFire 15

Monday 23 September 2013 22:10

Ah yes, "k", the biggest form of "**** you" to ever exist

Spyfiction 6

Monday 23 September 2013 22:13

K

ElizabethNL93 20

Monday 23 September 2013 22:14

That sucks, OP, but kudos to you for trying to show that you care!

Llama_Face89 33

Monday 23 September 2013 22:23

Where's you bury the body..?

Llama_Face89 33

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:36

Where'd*

sunnyray812 42

Monday 23 September 2013 22:24

What a bitch.

saIty 17

Monday 23 September 2013 22:25

K=Potassium Sperm contains potassium Sperm comes out of the penis She wants the D

Welshite 39

Monday 23 September 2013 22:26

Potatoes have potassium too...

saIty 17

Monday 23 September 2013 22:27

Possibly she wants a potato up her butt. Impossible to know what women want.

dewberry2001 25

Monday 23 September 2013 22:42

Bananas have loads of potassium. But I guess penises also have loads...

kthsdm 12

Wednesday 25 September 2013 1:23

That's some incredible deductive reasoning Sherlock!

TBfml15 9

Wednesday 24 December 2014 7:29

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