By inpain - 20/11/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 291
You deserved it 40 629

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dump the bitch before you loose a ********(s). if she can't take a little joke like that then she is disposable move on to something else

Reyo 2

Wait, why the **** does he deserve it? Are the Femanazis on the rampage again? I just can't see how "kicking you in the nuts and possibly hurting your chances of reproducting" is a logical way of getting back at someone for "touching your back with cold hands". I bet you're the types who think hitting your husband with a frying pan is a valid way of getting back at him for tickling you. OP, go for her left tit when she's asleep. A god old fashioned hammerfist'll do the trick. (now watch this comment get burried.)

Comments

man that really does suck!! maybe you should a girlfriend that doesn't get pissed off so easy!

Anyone who can't infer that she struck later is a ******* moron. I will guess half the YDI are due to the lack of people's ability to read. The other half is just retarded women. No offense to women, before the crazies get on my case. But if you think that doing something that can and has caused permanent injury is equal to a mild annoyance, get ****** and get a sense of humor. And men aren't ******* about the pain. A good kick to the sack is the worst pain a lot of men will feel. May not last as long as others, but it definitely is intense and extreme enough for those loooong minutes.

wow alot of people wrote ydi and im a woman so i feel a need to comment that u didnt deserve that!

canadian1192 2

dude, why do so many people think he deserves a CRUSHED ********. he only touched her, not anything drastic. i would punt her in the boob or something as revenge for sure!

brianr09 0

What the hell? I sneak up and grab my girlfriends boobs with cold hands and she just screams. Its ok though. Im sure she will just try and play it off like... "im on my period, so...." like every other girl does.

Girls just don't understand the pain. How would you feel if I just pushed your father down a canyon and shot your pet dog? Keep that in mind next time you give it a go...

I'm a girl, and I would NEVER kick a guy in the balls unless I was REALLY getting ATTACKED. She's a touchy bitch if she she did this on purpose! Personally, I LIKE cold hands. Somehow, I like EVERYTHING cold. Weather, some foods, blankets I use, and even hands. It's weird, but cold is what is comfortable. But, seriously, why in hell would she think being surprised by cold hands is cause for her to cause you THAT much pain. MAYBE, a punch on the arm, or light elbow to the ribs, but knee to nuts?!?!? UGH, I'm a girl and I just couldn't do that to a guy unless absolutely necessary. It can affect him for life, and it's already cruel WITHOUT the possible "not being able to reproduce" consequences. jeez, she needs anger management classes if this was intended.

helpmeiamblind 0

If I were you, I'd find it funny if she woke up the next day without a kidney... That would teach the stupid C#nt

tankman165 0