By inpain - 20/11/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML
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magenkyo 0

dump the bitch before you loose a ********(s). if she can't take a little joke like that then she is disposable move on to something else

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Reyo 2

Wait, why the **** does he deserve it? Are the Femanazis on the rampage again? I just can't see how "kicking you in the nuts and possibly hurting your chances of reproducting" is a logical way of getting back at someone for "touching your back with cold hands". I bet you're the types who think hitting your husband with a frying pan is a valid way of getting back at him for tickling you. OP, go for her left tit when she's asleep. A god old fashioned hammerfist'll do the trick. (now watch this comment get burried.)

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ghostmaya123 11

I could understand if it was an accident, like last week I was making my boyfriend a sandwich and he came up behind me and tickled me and i reacted by elbowing him in the nuts i didn't mean to and i apologized and made him two sandwiches instead of one and all was forgiving, but this was clearly on purpose so she deserves to be dumped(:

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tanman230 10

imagine if this was the other way around. "today I thought it would be funny to touch my boyfriends back with my cold hands, she he thought it would be funny to knee me in the crotch while I was falling asleep". a lot less people would be saying YDI

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