By inpain - 20/11/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML
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magenkyo 0

dump the bitch before you loose a ********(s). if she can't take a little joke like that then she is disposable move on to something else

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Reyo 2

Wait, why the **** does he deserve it? Are the Femanazis on the rampage again? I just can't see how "kicking you in the nuts and possibly hurting your chances of reproducting" is a logical way of getting back at someone for "touching your back with cold hands". I bet you're the types who think hitting your husband with a frying pan is a valid way of getting back at him for tickling you. OP, go for her left tit when she's asleep. A god old fashioned hammerfist'll do the trick. (now watch this comment get burried.)

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carlabrah 0

i got a plan for you. it involves baked beans.. lots of baked beans.. and a deadly cupcake straight to her face.

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maryxlent 0

this sounds exactly like me and my boyfriend hahaha except i do it involuntarily in my sleep...

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rachs1161 0

payback's a bitch lol

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siv97splat 0

that is why you don't touch a Romans back with cold hands for fun... she could have done alot worse than smash a ********... trust me YDI

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Scorch117 0

You don't deserve it no matter what. It could have messed up your repro system. I don't care if I get the e-chair, I'd kill that bitch. >:( FYL OP

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Adventure_Time 5

Whoah calm down. Jeez it's not THAT bad.

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foreverDark 1

Wait till she's asleep, jack off and cum on her face. Or in her nose. Whatever works for you

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