By Anonymous - 06/09/2012 01:34 - Canada

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
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DaDezza244 31

What a bitch. At least you were being kind :) sorry to hear about your eyes

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A100893 30

I guess you didn't see eye to eye.

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captainburke 5

Now that's excessive

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phantom55_fml 7

maybe you eyed her wrong when you said it. btw OP i know what you went through. ive been pepper sprayed for training and it sucks hope your ok

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sougstad 7

Sounds like a dike with a chip on her shoulder against men.

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sacmaster 11

I mean if it was the middle of the night in a dark city alley when u gave her that complement (which im assuming it wasn't cause u cud see her eyes) then maybe her action cud be justified. But in most other circumstances, that is just a bitchy and overreactive thing to do. I feel for u and hope ur eyes r doing alright OP:)

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skullofdarkness 18

I think I've seen that on a shirt- read something like "you have such big, beautiful... Eyes... Can I touch them?"

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Mandybruin 15

"You have very pretty eyes." "They would look nice in the jar on my shelf."

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BunchieRules 31

I instantly thought of the Dating Site Murderer after reading this... even though he says the creepy part first. Thanks for the laugh.

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photoquilty 6

I get the feeling there might be more to the story...

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klutzyduck1 24

That's exactly what I was thinking when I read this. I highly doubt it was innocuous as it's being presented.

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supportcommand 17

For her to flip out like that you must have sounded like a total creep. YprobablyDI. If not, then you're better off without a loose cannon like that. Crazy bitch.

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