Love: Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded...

By neuroticallyours - 12/11/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Fart are funny, period

By amg85904 - 30/01/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

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KittyMcSunshine 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:54

it probably means "kiss my ass"

reecescuphoe 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:58

fyl for not having a sense of humor

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Attrox 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:21

I think he likes it in the ass. You might consider getting a sex change.

derschadenfreude 5

Thursday 12 November 2009 19:58

yikes, 25, that seems a little drastic when she can just buy a nice strap-on ***** for a fraction of the cost. Nothing you're doing wrong, OP, everyone likes a little anal pleasure every now and again ;)

dwindling81 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 20:39

ha she could just fist him.cheaper

BlackDragoness 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:23

Maybe you should ask? i could see mine doing that as a joke.

painthatimuseto 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:31

That doesn't make sense but I guess it shows the immaturity of some guys.

HookEmTexas07 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 20:02

Be sure not to fall off that high horse of yours while parading around.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:31

Are you sure he didn't say "kiss it baby" at the same time?

tangy88 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:44

This is not an FML... but it sure did made me laugh. I would be laughing if my boyfriend did that to me.

jonny2x4 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:46

I think it's time to go to your local sex shop and pick up a strap-on. I think he wants to take this relationship to another level.

BlueberryPies 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:48

First of all, this is NOT a true FML. Second, you deserve it for having such a poor grasp of proper grammar.

neuroticallyours 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 20:24

Poor grasp of proper grammar? I would really like to know where seeing as I checked my entry before submitting it, and I'm a stickler for bad grammar. Nice to see that you spelled grammar with an "a" instead of an "e" like most half-wits though. Kudos!

everydayisFML 0

Friday 13 November 2009 5:54

any amusement i found from your post has completely diminished after realizing what a total douchebag you are. who the hell actually monitors the comment feed on their own entry and responds??!