Love: Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded...

By neuroticallyours - 12/11/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Fart are funny, period

By amg85904 - 30/01/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

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KittyMcSunshine 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:54

it probably means "kiss my ass"

reecescuphoe 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:58

fyl for not having a sense of humor

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woofis 0

Friday 13 November 2009 7:20

Haha I LOL at this one reminds me of the kind of ppl in movies who whenever their gf talks to them about how they feel he gives her a look that she knows too well as the "time to get it on?" look

MagicMeds 0

Friday 13 November 2009 7:24

It IS a pretty stupid FML... stupid things can be funny. Like what your man did (obviously it doesn't mean HE'S stupid but the act was) chill OP

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 13 November 2009 7:32

It means your relationship lacks long-term potential. ... ... Oh, you wanted to know what HE meant by it. Well, I have no idea. Ask him.

Ninjaface 0

Friday 13 November 2009 7:47

Let me explain what it was supposed to mean: instead of "FML" this episode could have ended with just "FM."

cein 0

Friday 13 November 2009 8:32

LOL 1>That's a outpouring of ture feelings after him heard what you said. 2>he wants to say"bite my ass".

kellster 2

Friday 13 November 2009 8:33

Is your bf really hairy? Do his knuckles brush the ground when he walks, semi-upright? You might actually be dating a chimp. Check it out.

aprestia 0

Friday 13 November 2009 17:17

Hey wait, are you dating my ex boyfriend?

allie2590 31

Friday 13 November 2009 17:32

That's like blaming the store for someone shoplifting. How are the people who run this site supposed to know which FMLs are fake, unless it's blatantly obvious? Get real.

allie2590 31

Friday 13 November 2009 17:35

You know OP, since you posted an FML about something stupid your boyfriend did and then got pissed at everyone who said your boyfriend was stupid, I'm going to assume that he was trying to tell you that you're a pain in the ass.