By neuroticallyours - 12/11/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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KittyMcSunshine 0

it probably means "kiss my ass"

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Jewelofagal 2

WHY did my reply (which was #1) disappear from here?

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just_me_tmp 0

Mine has before also. I don't know why. I wasn't an ass and typed, "first!" either. It was a good comment, with replies, and it disappeared.

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Jewelofagal 2

Perhaps if I been a jerk and had put "first!", my response wouldn't have disappeared! ;)

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HookEmTexas07 0

http://www.nelsonhaha.com That's for both of you.

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fireandice27 0

It happens quite a lot, unfortunately :(

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW who cares, seriously.

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katedeannn 0

sounds like something my boyfriend would do lol

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sven25 0

Mine too. Although he might slap mine....

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tashacamille 5

I can say mine too to both

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pandadol 0

He probably meant OP is a PAIN IN THE ASS xD

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perdix 29

I'm going out on a limb here, but I think it was a kind of sexual overture -- a preliminary mating ritual, if you will.

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omghehehe 0

LOL!! Or LMAO would be more appropriate :D OP: Were you able to keep a straight face? hahahaha

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anglicdvil524 0

Obviously he was replying in morse code.

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Starfire22 5

He probent it as a "o yea, u kno u want this' type thing or that he preforms well sexually

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Jimboom 11

Perhaps he was trying to indicate to you that he wanted you to slap his ass and call him Shirley?

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GreenHacker 0

Have you heard the phrase "well slap my ass and call me a monkey" or something like that? I'm not sure how it applies to this situation though. Did you consider that maybe your boyfriend is mentally challenged?

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