By neuroticallyours - 12/11/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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KittyMcSunshine 0

it probably means "kiss my ass"

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spoo 24

hes punishing himself for making you happy, it sounds to me like hes a jokester

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Makingamemory 0

he wants you to kiss his ass and ride him. he thought yu meant happy with him and wanted to get in bed.

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Bloodknight 22

"He responded by", or "His response was to". Can't have both. Please someone edit this garbage FML!

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LeverPuller 5

lol Probably just being silly, who knows? Sounds like my boyfriend, though. He and I were in a Walmart yesterday, and he walks up to me all lovingly and embraces me and then, "Kassi, overcome diabetes." (Only he said "diabeetus") He was reading a nearby magazine cover to me. Such a freak. D: (Also, no, I don't have diabetes.)

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Lora118118 0

It means You've been whipped.. or he has.. they use the saying on John tucker must die.. I've seen epople do the ass slapping before while saying "you've been whipped". Whipped means you've fallen for someone sorta.

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midnight_rain 0

Are you like really really stupid? Well clearly. Whipped doesnt mean you've fallen for someone, it means either someone has you trained or you have them trained. Wow, the stupidity of some people amazes me. Get your point right. Dumbass

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Inked2009 0

Boo hoo your boyfriend slapped his bare ass. Get the **** OVER IT!

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GreenRupee 0

It's just weirdness. Do you want a boring guy?

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Voids 0

Sounds like my bf. He always does that shit at random times. He says he thinks it's funny.

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