By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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towboatdude 0

Not much of a man there. And he would have been a shity father too!!!!!! Op You can do better I'm sure

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barbie08 0

12- you are seriously ******* retarded. who ever said that was her ex?! And no hunny DON'T kill your precious baby! Congrats(: And if he's not man enough to take care of his baby then your probably better off with out him anyways. Remember; it takes a BOY to create a baby BUT a MAN to raise one. Be strong for your little one. My prayers are with you. And best of wishes(:

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kelzen 0

for all u know 12 coulda been talking about adoption, me and my wife considered it but kept our child, peeps so quick to play the blame game.

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NewMarine 0

Idk. The big capital ABORT seems to be pretty self-explanitory. I'm all for giving people the BOTD but that was far too blunt.

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Ricky23J 0

hey that's what I did.! except I went out to "call my mom n tell her everything" 

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LightningLadyy 0

You're brilliant. Just brilliant.

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onnielief 4

I am guessing you hadn't discussed potential offspring yet. Birthcontrol was invented for a reason, learn to use it!

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Ruff_fml 3

At least the child will have large lung capacity like the father :)

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barbie08 0

24- just shut the **** up seriously. no one cares what the **** you have to say

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mariof13579 4

Yes,because what you have to say is much more important.

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barbie08 0

lol i ment 25. sorry 24

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reddwarf_fml 0

seriously. u are an idiot. all the birthcontrol options and u DECIDED to trap some guy into a relationship that he obviously did not want to get into,at least not at that particular time. this is not to mention the poor kid. geez u need to grow up. hmm guess ur gonna b doing that fairly quickly. then again prolly not.

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perdix 29

He realized you are only going to get fatter and whinier over the next few months, so he's off to find a new girl and hope she can manage birth control a little better than you.

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GRyphonLJJ 0

#39 ~ I usually find you amusing. Not today. Why do people like you always assume she mismanaged her birth control? Even used properly the pill is only 99% effective. I would personally know it's lack of effectiveness as I have a now 20 year old "Pill Baby" from my first marriage. (FYI we were married before we got pregnant. Just to stop stupid questions.) In your little world doesn't the male bear ANY responsibility for his actions? He chose to have sex. He chose to not use a condom or get a reversible vasectomy for when he was "ready" to have a child. Grow up!! It takes two to tango or make babies. Unless one side or the other is claiming rape...BOTH are equally responsible for making a baby.

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onnielief 4

It hardly ever happens that the pill doesn't work, it is 99,8% effective now adays, meaning that it is not effective for 0,2% of the time IF you take it accurately, and stick to the prescription. If you haven't discussed kids eith your partner, and did not use both pill and condom, and you don't WANT to get pregnant, then yes that responsibility lies with the woman. Why? Because men don't get pregnant, and until they do will not be as stringent as women to avoid pregnancy. She could have refused the sex, or refused the sex without a condow. She could have taken the morning after pill. All in all she apparently WANTED to get pregnant.

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