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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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Epitaph

By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 14:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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Mr Romantic

By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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You deserved it 198

By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

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You deserved it 28 714

By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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youhavenothing 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:29

why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?

Audio828 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:23

Someones insecure. =)

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heygrl 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:14

lololol. [;

G_Bug 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:15

Pfft, can I have him? lol

Clutch118 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:19

You never thought you looked fat, yet you said you do. STOP fishing for compliments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Women lol

gleidu77 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:25

i can see any guy saying this without realizing he's calling the girl fat. this isn't an fml at all, its just a funny / unfortunate story.

MakinBacon 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:32

How is this an FML? You now know that you can pig out on Big Macs and Fries without losing your boyfriend!

Thassodar 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:33

No, no you're so awesome and not at all fat. Here, have some snacks.

paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:35

Ladies like you give inexperienced gentlemen like #9 false impressions of ladies in general. Please stop.

beany212 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:39

I love how when people post comments that are really long and meaningful like #7 for example. Because when they were doen they are probably like "HA! I told them!" and at the dinner table they go "Hey, Mom, I made a smart comment today! YAY!" Hahahahahahaha. Losers. Poor you, but I don't think he meant that you were fat. Just that if you gained weight then he would still love you. Sweet guy. If you don't marry him, I will. =)

theclash06013 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:41

I think he was saying that he 'liked fat chicks anyways' to make you feel better about yourself, because saying 'your not fat' never works, the response is always 'yes I am'. He doesn't think you're fat, you do, so he wanted to say something that wouldn't be correcting you and that he still thought you were attractive