Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought...

By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 14:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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youhavenothing 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:29

why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?

Audio828 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:23

Someones insecure. =)

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brott 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 7:58

#70, what I was about to say. Think for a second before whining ffs

Dorthe 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 8:05

"I thought I looked fat" "I never thought I was fat before this" Oh... okay. #70, if you can't tell when someone's fishing for compliments, open your ******* eyes? Just a suggestion. I hate guys who go about this oblivious behaviour and blame their stupidity for not understanding their girlfriends.

cmtriplecage 1

Sunday 19 April 2009 8:22

why the hell do you just do that??? why do you say stuff that bring you down just so people NEED to bring you back up and you get so mad about it!!! i dont understand girls at all if you never thought you were fat before this then why the hell did you mention you gain a few pounds??? STOP FISHING FOR ******* COMPLIMENTS!!!

Reasonable_man 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 8:31

#27, please elaborate. Or perhaps somebody who thinks they can understand please elaborate on #27's behalf. Saying you think you are fat when you don't is a lie and I agree with #9 on this one. #44 "i like you just fine" doesn't even address the question. How does your physical fatness or thinness in ANY WAY represent a defining characteristic of who you are. Please separate the physical appearance from your self-reflection. and #70 is clearly correct. He was trying to compliment you.

Beerhammer 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:40

You very clearly did feel you were fat before this, because you told him you felt fat before he said he liked fat girls. He was trying to be reassuring, god forbid.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:57

Awe. Leave the dude. He sounds like a keeper that just says it out wrong!

Tsukasa_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 11:16

Sounds like what he meant was "even if you were fat, it wouldn't matter, because I like fatties."

TheMQ 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 13:07

Babe, you're a bit of a dolt. If you don't think that you look fat, don't say you look fat. That's idiotic, who the heck does that? Why would someone come into a conversation with expectations and set their significant other of all people up to fail in their minds? I can't even think of the right adjective for it.

joey_flower 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 13:15

he was just trying to be sweet... weight questions are a hard call. This aint a FYL!

Boudica 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 13:26

Maybe you just misunderstood him. Chicks read into little things more strongly, often to the point when it really is nothing at all, it seems so utterly, dramatic important.