Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most...

By eejit - 21/02/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice gesture, or something

By NoTeddies - 21/09/2016 22:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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By Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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Cheers

By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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What a catch

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

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By TeddyBearKiller - 07/10/2013 01:11 - United States

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

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nananna915 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:12

Wow, he should break up with you, you don't deserve a sweet guy like that

blah_blah_shity 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:22

a gift is a gift, asshole. at least he got you something. wow, you're an ungrateful little brat.

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xEPiCFAiLx 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:10

oh wow, not cool.

X_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:20

#15 are you her bf? at least you know she is not proud of what she did this is why i tell my bf what i want as a gift, and he does the same. it's not that romantic, but there's no mistakes When you saw the gift... I bet you never felt so ashamed in your life and now you sleep with the teddy bear every night :P

Bigdanish9785 3

Wednesday 7 December 2011 1:10

What the **** r u talking about

blunttobluntest 12

Wednesday 7 November 2012 4:52

He is not really her boyfriend, he is writing an FML from the boyfriend's POV

jacklol 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:34

How is that ungrateful? She didn't know

The_F3rris 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:51

Obviously you shouldn't make a big deal about stuff you despise as a gift on the day where you receive lots of gifts. Just in the event that they already bought said despised gift. Hindsight.

CanadAssassiN 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:50

Thats not true, teddy bears are thoughtful and theyre cute. Dont be upset because you didnt get a laptop or anything for your birthday, Especially if its from your boyfreind. Really, it was sweet of him to give you something like that. It was wrong to say that. I hope you feel bad for what youve done (no offense) and have since changed your ways. ^_^

bnorris7 6

Wednesday 21 December 2016 3:01

People are entitled to their opinion. Just because she doesn't like teddy bears doesn't means she spoiled, it just means she doesn't like teddy bears. She shouldn't have to pretend to like it just because he got it for her, because then he won't know she didn't like it and might continue to get her teddy bears which will then lead to him feeling even worse when he eventually finds out.

katieatieay 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 1:02

awwwww. you should be ashamed of yourself. just kidding. i've always been afraid that would happen to me.

TheCaterpiller 6

Friday 20 April 2012 0:37

You shouldn't be kidding...

nativebacon 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 1:48

That reminds me of this Christmas........ I was making fun of Jared's gallery of jewelry in the car with my boyfriend because I think the commercials suck. And when we got home and exchanged gifts....... he got me a bracelet from Jared's. And now I can honestly say, "He went to Jareds!" Anyways, don't worry about it. Things like that happen.

backinstolaf 2

Saturday 2 April 2011 16:12

lol

Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 2:28

Different gifts are pointless for different people. If someone got be a jock strap... yeah, for me, that'd be pointless.

d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 2:34

I love teddy bears. But my ex bf never got me one, and we were together for a year. He did give me much more thoughtful gifts, but I've always liked stuffed animals, and would have liked one from him. As long as it was a nice one not some of those ugly ones that come out on Valentines day that are so cheep that half of them have crooked eyes.