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By eejit - 21/02/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice gesture, or something

By NoTeddies - 21/09/2016 22:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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By Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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Cheers

By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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What a catch

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

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By TeddyBearKiller - 07/10/2013 01:11 - United States

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

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nananna915 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:12

Wow, he should break up with you, you don't deserve a sweet guy like that

blah_blah_shity 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:22

a gift is a gift, asshole. at least he got you something. wow, you're an ungrateful little brat.

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lulujay 0

Monday 19 October 2009 15:33

it's not her fault, she spoke her mind and had no idea that's what he got her, and honestly he should have known her better and a bear is kind of a crappy gift for a birthday present

MartinDenStore 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 22:33

You are an idiot. =(

citygirlnomore 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:26

aw.. give boys some credit, they don really know what girls want.. honsetly i dont really like getting teddy bears as gifts but its still kinda sweet

GanjAxZermA 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 16:41

be grateful you have a sweet boyfriiend.. but also if he is your boyfriiend maybe he could have gotten you something better. I mean he is supposed to know what you like..

DeZera 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 21:00

i hope he broke up with u... what is pointless and meaningless about a bear... and besides, as it is men already have enuf trouble picking out gifts for women who arent picky b#$%2es.....