Love: Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came...

By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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You deserved it 5 726

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 1 492

By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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You deserved it 2 882

By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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You deserved it 19 452

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 210

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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You deserved it 3 892

By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 10:25 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML

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You deserved it 3 954

By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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You deserved it 3 427

One last thing…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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You deserved it 4 957

Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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You deserved it 2 552

God laughs

By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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You deserved it 139

ThorPowaa 19

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:08

Baby come back!

RoseBlack123 37

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:08

Then it's probably for the best, because it was never gonna work out after all

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bmazzagatti 4

Monday 4 November 2013 23:20

I'm sorry buddy

KylarStern19 7

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:48

You didn't just start dating did you.....

ThatsLifeThough 6

Tuesday 5 November 2013 2:20

She was just playing along with the "cat and mouse" game ;). Go catch her... If you can lol!

XypherDubstep 8

Tuesday 5 November 2013 3:53

Sounds like a relationship I'd go through...

thisismylifesoo 11

Wednesday 6 November 2013 5:59

a FML that actually made me feel bad, sorry OP. FYL

shakespearelove 6

Saturday 9 November 2013 6:28

That's so sad!

krickhahn24 7

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:48

It sucks. I know. But it really depends how long you two had been dating.

IIIIIIIII 7

Wednesday 20 November 2013 13:14

I can feel the romance

AgentPlatypus73 8

Saturday 4 January 2014 7:15

Aww, you deserve someone better.

lonelyguy1995 5

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:16

Dr.Leonard Hofstader, is that you?

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Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML

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Today, I felt an intense pain in my abdomen, so my mom drove me to the hospital. When we were in the waiting room, she rudely said, "It's probably an STD since you're such a slut." And then she left me there. It was a kidney infection. FML

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Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML

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Today, I put some Gold Bond in between my legs to help reduce moisture. After I finished applying it, I discovered that the Gold Bond had Menthol in it. My crotch is on fire. FML

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Today, a client hung up on me after calling me "Miss Proper" because I spoke too "clearly" for her. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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Today, I mistook a tree in my back yard as an intruder and called the police. FML

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Today, I was feeling nauseous so I decided to take some Pepto Bismol. However, the fake cherry flavor immediately made me vomit all over the kitchen floor. FML

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One last thing…

Happy now?

God laughs

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