Love: Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't...

By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 06:51 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 077

You deserved it 72 063

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Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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18legalawesome 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:07

You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.

123man 11

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:06

It's a sign from Jesus that she's not the one. Either that or He's trying to tell you that your music really does suck.

Comments

Inoku 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:41

YDI for emotional blackmail. It's not her fault your band is not her cup of tea (or is downright terrible, one of the two).

Bathory_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:42

You deserve it for setting up such a stupid ultimatum. Also, your girlfriend deserves someone better.

SheriffBart 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:49

Perhaps you should take your band a bit less seriously. Pussy outranks your rock and roll dreams.

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:20

Who are you, Yoko Ono?

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:32

#43 FTW.

KillaKingPerrie 4

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:01

Have fun dieing a virgin.

Sugar_Celebi 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:01

YDI for being a cocky jerk.

LordInnocent 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:01

Why would you assume his band was more important to him that his girl? He said he wants her to take the band seriously, that is, not blow them off or laugh at them... I don't think that's asking a lot.

TheOtherNewest1 6

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:01

I get wanting your girlfriend to respect your dreams. That said, she doesn't have to take the music seriously or like it. Different people like different shit. Get over yourself, because you'll probably be working in a cubicle in a year or two.

ultraslick 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:02

you couldn't YDI this more. What an arrogant douche. What is she supposed to do, scream and cry when you sing your Limp Bizkit wannabe tracks? Now you're gonna write a lame song about this

HelloMyName 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:03

Your music's bad and you should feel bad!

crumsnatcha 4

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:53

Zoidberg ftw haha.

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:05

YDI for a. Being a controlling dickwad and giving your girlfriend ultimatums and b. Being in a sucky band. I hope your band auditions for a recording contract and fails epically.