Miscellaneous: Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion...

By non believer - 23/09/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 20:19 - United States - San Diego

Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Steele

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my overly-religious parents that I'm an agnostic. They asked me why. As soon as I gave my reasons, my mom called me a "bigot" and hurled a bible at me, and it nailed me in the crotch. She then said, "That's what you get, non-believer." FML

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Today, my tiny apartment flooded. My family lives out of state and the few friends I have all gave me B.S. excuses for why I can't stay over for a few nights. I'm so broke this month that I'll probably have to hit up my psycho ex. FML

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By homelesslyf - 30/12/2018 22:00 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML

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By Eliz - 20/07/2022 00:00

Today, I decided it was a good day to get my first tattoo since turning 18. Today, my parents decided it was a good day to make me homeless, because they are religious nutjobs that still live in the 19th century. Oh, and they’re no longer paying for my tuition. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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By gelly donut - 22/10/2023 20:00

Today, my parents disowned me because I told them I don’t want kids. FML

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By heartbroken - 17/04/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:09

I'm all for standing up for one's beliefs, but if you knew your parents were that strict on their own, you should have at least waited until you were financially stable to say anything.

Tweety122888 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:08

I'm sorry op. stand up in what you believe no matter what. word of advice sleep with one eye open. lol good luck.

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phrankmartian 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 15:50

see, your parents were right. god never closes a door without opening a window or some other stupid saying

csd_fml 5

Saturday 25 September 2010 20:41

YDI totally ... no actually I'm not sure you "deserve" her caring if you call her a psycho for offering help. Unless she's blackmailing you and only helping if you get back with her. Why don't you try to be a little bit grateful for a change?

maeveandmowey 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 4:10

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ianzzz 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 7:33

ydi why the **** would u do that it's obvious what they would do.

JeterFan428 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:17

How are you putting up this FML then ******* liar.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 27 September 2010 4:52

Think about what you just said.

dsrkness 3

Monday 27 September 2010 0:48

*snigger* don't worry my friend, GOD is on your side

Sunfloria 0

Monday 27 September 2010 6:01

Or she'll stab him in his sleep the next time he tries to leave... :/

average_loser 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 4:10

Your parents typify everything that is bad about religion, they all teach love, but in the end it comes down to them thinking they are better than you because of what they believe. They are truly awful, intolerant people for kicking you out on the basis of personal belief (note to readers, not saying all religious people are like this, just intolerant people in general). About your ex-girlfriend, it sounds like she really loves you, you should give her a second chance. You know someone truly cares for you when they are there, willing to sacrifice for you in your time of darkness.

fwongraven 10

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:01

So when you say 'psycho girlfriend who never got over you', you mean 'girl whose heart you broke and who you are still using to this day'. Sorry to sound like one of these 'psychos', but don't disrespect the girl who is taking you into her home when you're in trouble, regardless of how much you upset her.