By ouch - 03/01/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML
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EvenHopeHides 0

you should take clear packaging tape on his pubes, then rip it off

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tygerarmy 35

Besides the initial pain are you ok? Just get your brother back. He's gotta sleep sometime.

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MetallicA7X86 0

Look on the bright side, at least he didn't plastic wrap you to the couch

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tblaank 0

Ohh my god that just sounds soooooo painful !! You must be a heavy sleeper to not wake up when he first put the tape on your lips ! Hope you feel better !

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amandathepanda 0

:O One of my FMLs actually got posted! And my little brother ended up ripping off a ton of skin because they were so chapped. Like they were a bloody mess for two hours afterwards, and now they look disgusting because they are all swollen and scabby. Thank god I didn't have any major plans or anything. Still haven't thought of the perfect way to get revenge on him though.

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NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0

ZOMG!!! This is the first time an op has ever commented on their own post... nice work

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writergirl69 0

Well, look on the bright side-- They're not chapped anymore!

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KillWill11 0

well at least we all know your a ******

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CaityCatastrophy 0

That's what I used to say when I was little. along with cigarats and pannacakes. Nobody ever told me it was incorrect. Geez. I was a stupid kid.

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Ellen_Farrah 0

Oh my gosh what a little ass hole. I would have pounded the shit out of him.

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