Miscellaneous: Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our...

By mark - 05/03/2012 22:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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taerts 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:11

I feel extremely sad for the robbed man :(

bosskidz20 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:11

Dafuq

Comments

scarletscarface 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:09

That's so sad, you should have made her return it!

Honda288 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:17

I want my wallet back dammit! Where does your girlfriend live!? Hehe

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:36

and why didn't you call her on it? just imagine how the guy feels when he finds his card gone.

Namenlos_fml 20

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:38

This sounds like a job for...... BLAKMAIL!

americananarchy 3

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:40

57-ur a ******* dumbass. Don't post Shit wen you don't have a clue what ur tlking about

TheSofaKing 7

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:42

You have to ask yourself - How many times has she stole money from you? She is a ******* thief and you are ******** for ignoring it.

badmike89 6

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:51

Hey look she got you a new wallet for your anniversary isn't she thoughtful. But seriously I think it may be time to break up, and what kind of guy leaves his wallet out like that that's just asking for trouble

HExX_15 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:58

Bitch has too go !

Cloudmaker 3

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:58

Does that mean she's paying?

SooInnLovee 6

Tuesday 6 March 2012 6:11

Where did you meet this girl? You never knew she stole peoples wallets and yet you have been dating her long enough to have an anniversary? She's a keeper....NOT pretty soon your wallet is going to be missing or feel lighter...haha