Love: Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing...

By verbaltodomestic - 08/09/2013 19:31 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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Monday 9 September 2013 3:03

Dumbass

amc597 28

Monday 9 September 2013 3:04

You deserve it, ass.

Comments

Lil_Red777 21

Monday 9 September 2013 4:16

You're ******* stupid and deserve everything you got.

chocolatefrog28 29

Monday 9 September 2013 4:17

You avoid a dramatic scene by NOT cheating. If you're interested enough in someone else to think about messing around, you break up with whomever you're involved with instead of being an ass.

HAno97 12

Monday 9 September 2013 4:19

You deserve it ASSHOLE

reymon8823 24

Monday 9 September 2013 4:19

You deserve it you Dick guys like you give all of us guys a bad rep

crazy4books23 13

Monday 9 September 2013 4:20

You're an asshole. YDI for sure. Good for your ex to beat your ass

beclaurela 18

Monday 9 September 2013 4:20

WHAT the **** did you think was going to happen? More power to her. You're a ******* asshole. You're lucky those are the only injuries she gave you.

DatPinkman 4

Monday 9 September 2013 4:21

Would you be standing by those words should the tables be flipped #91?

GamerGriffin 10

Monday 9 September 2013 4:37

she shoulda kicked him in the balls so hard he couldn't have kids with the other girl hes seeing

NotoriousLES 14

Monday 9 September 2013 5:45

Not much worse you could do than cheat on, break up with, AND publicly humiliate someone one all at once. If it was the other way around, I'd (as a woman myself) support a guy giving her good slap to the face. Anything more than that, no because men are usually a lot stronger and tougher than women.