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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
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gonad_gobbler 1

How exactly do you subtly hint that someone is "bangable"?

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airforce987 20

OP: "Hey do you like the drums? I used to be the drummer in a band during high school." Receptionist: "Oh yeah?" OP: "Yeah, what can I say? I was pretty good at banging my stick! I mean sticks. You look like you could do with some banging yourself, you know, it's quite relaxing and loosens your muscles." Receptionist: "Really? I guess I'll have to tell my husband, your boss, about that." OP: *O.O*

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MrGroovy28 7

I didn't realize people from Australia even used the word bangable. That's typically a slang term used in the urban areas in US. Anyway, I feel like there is a relatively high chance your future with company is doomed. You might as well have a discussion with your boss and compliment her work. Did you notice her last name lol

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daminantion 14

I didn't think Americans used long words like 'doomed', figured that was for higher class world leaders like European and commonwealth.. Hmm..

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DracoSpirita 21

Sometimes women don't change their last names when they get married...

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Trisha_aus 15

The normal ones don't..Op is an asshole

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schmelia 10

We get a lot of American tv over here so tend to pick up a lot of the same language. It's kinda unfortunate though because a lot of kids who watch too many US shows start using American pronunciation instead of Australian/British.

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xxdark 3

We do. Actually, in a lot of ways, Australia mimics the US as much as possible. But with an Aussie twist to it all. It's actually really pathetic to watch happen, loll.

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milphil 1

OP described her as bangable. I bet he didn't care about her marital status.

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linkinpark98 23

She could have just taken it off for work-related reasons. Why do people always jump to conclusions that when a married woman forgets to wear her ring, she is automatically a *****? -_-

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downtime 12

134, I don't see anything indicating anything like that at all...oversensitive much?

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MrGroovy28 7

You look "bangable" in your nun outfit lmao

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KillSwitch96 18

For now just hope your boss doesn't find out about this.

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ceegee415 5

Ydi for not taking a hint and having to have it spelled out for you.

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coried91 28

Or she could have forgot to put it on that morning. I've walked out of the house, got into my car, and halfway to where I'm going and then said "shit, my ring!"

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biggestfan23 11

The sentence where it said he left hints saying she was a bangable is where this became a ydi. There's rarely any subtle ways to say I wanna bang you

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