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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

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By Peter - 25/11/2010 10:25

Today, while at work, I got fired because I was 'hitting' on my boss's wife who also works in the same company. Since when does 'asking for paper clips' mean 'hitting on'? FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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gonad_gobbler 1

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:39

How exactly do you subtly hint that someone is "bangable"?

airforce987 20

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:52

OP: "Hey do you like the drums? I used to be the drummer in a band during high school." Receptionist: "Oh yeah?" OP: "Yeah, what can I say? I was pretty good at banging my stick! I mean sticks. You look like you could do with some banging yourself, you know, it's quite relaxing and loosens your muscles." Receptionist: "Really? I guess I'll have to tell my husband, your boss, about that." OP: *O.O*

Comments

titzenpitzer 9

Wednesday 11 April 2012 23:55

Like a boss!

titzenpitzer 9

Wednesday 11 April 2012 23:57

hit on deborah! Get rejected! Swallow sadness! Send some faxes!

titzenpitzer 9

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:01

f..., I should read every comment. But I don't. And I won't :(

kayla_ann0o 9

Thursday 12 April 2012 1:23

lol. You comment on your comment?

titzenpitzer 9

Thursday 12 April 2012 1:45

ssssh..I try to ignore it..

LonghornArch 2

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:09

I really don't think bangable is really a good way to mentally prepare yourself for a woman. Maybe you should start slow like woman ughh, me bring home ughh!

Trisha_aus 15

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:14

When did you find out she was his wife? When she told you to piss off after you said she was 'bangable'?! Romance is dead I swear! YDI For even mentioning such an idiotic term only used by imbeciles

gigaeel18 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:15

First step in hitting on a girl, try to learn more about them.

iloveweed69 7

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:25

Someone is not getting laid ;o

lavitaebella_fml 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:25

You should have been like: OP: "I have a math test this Friday." Boss's Wife: "What?" OP: "Sorry, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on."

sidviciousmum 3

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:30

U still wanna bang her?

Quest_ 13

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:34

Your immediate response to a new female employee is to tell her you want to **** her? You disrespect her like it ain't no thang but it becomes an FML as soon as you find out you disrespected your male boss. YDI for being a sexist moron!

laevatin 2

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:35

I would suggest you find another job, if she told her husband, you're ****** and fired, and you have your stupidity to thank for that thinking women are "bangable" by just looking at them. Between us, I hope you get fired ^^ hopefully you will learn your lesson for being a moron.