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Yeah, why exactly should she shut up?
It could of been a hell of a lot worse if you mentioned to the Boss how tidy his receptionist is.
Here are step-by-step instruction on how to hit on a 'Bangable' girl. 1) MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T MARRIED 2) Assuming you're not an idiot and you followed the first step,start by being sweet. Ask her about her day even if you don't care. 3) Up your game and break the contact barrier so long as she isn't your boss' wife. 4) Make sure you don't come across as a jerk, douche, liar, or cheater but you probably will, considering you just flirted with your superior's spouse. I think you missed a step.
Two thumbs up to this. Well said. =)
Lol not true you can still bang a married one
The boss could have been ur wing man
Sounds like a bad case of sexual frustration
That's why you don't ever hit in a girl until you get a look at her fingers. If there's a ring there, move on.
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How exactly do you subtly hint that someone is "bangable"?
OP: "Hey do you like the drums? I used to be the drummer in a band during high school." Receptionist: "Oh yeah?" OP: "Yeah, what can I say? I was pretty good at banging my stick! I mean sticks. You look like you could do with some banging yourself, you know, it's quite relaxing and loosens your muscles." Receptionist: "Really? I guess I'll have to tell my husband, your boss, about that." OP: *O.O*