By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 08:29 - United States - Inglewood

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Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML
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poccocurantes 7

Banging your boyfriend till he walks funny. Somehow I don't think that's what he had in mind.

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Bliss391 7

I'm sorry, but I just don't understand how sitting on his belly would be cute. It really just sounds uncomfortable.

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jasonman66 7

How did you manage to knee him in the balls is my question...

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jasonman66 7

How did you manage to knee him in the balls is my question...

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Jordan740 6

How did you manage to say that three times is my question...

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lilhellian 26

My question is, why haven't the mods deleted two of them yet?

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micahdunk 13

I don't get why that would be cute. Whenever someone tries to sit on my tummy I just end up having to go use the bathroom.

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sleepinginclass 8

It's cute if the person doing it is 5!

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cryssycakesx3 22

saying tummy isn't cute either.

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ICastillo 24

You know what makes the pain go away...a bj. I'm just saying a unexpected knee to the balls is painful.

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80skid 15

As opposed to an expected knee to the balls, which feels great?

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ICastillo 24

Well if it's expected you have a chance to deflect it. The blows that hurt the most are the ones you don't see coming.

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SirCharles83 13

Well 56, if she give him the blow you are suggesting in comment 16, expected or not, he will be the one coming.

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SirCharles83 13

Make up sex can be after a fight, not necessarily after a break up.

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lilhellian 26

I don't see this as a fight tho.. More like a poor chain of events..

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Jordath_Fil 11

All the more reason to make it better!!

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Apologize sex?

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zequa 14

Great way to wrap up the year

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shaww 28

"Honey, I have a nut concussion."

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onorexveritas 23

how is sitting on someones stomach "cute"?

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lilhellian 26

Can be cute for guys.. Get yet another viewing point of the boobs...

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BlueFlatts 20

If she is petite, I can see the plausibility in that.

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onorexveritas 23

how is sitting on someones stomach "cute"?

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zombieslayer83 19

LOL. I know what you mean, to try and be cute. I've had alot of girls that would do stuff like that, and it always ended up as a playful wrestling match.

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