Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 644

You deserved it 23 397

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 408

You deserved it 1 870

By Anonymous - 30/08/2018 23:30

Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 892

You deserved it 419

By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 698

You deserved it 3 927

Thanks, I hate it

By anonymous - 25/08/2016 02:33 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 884

You deserved it 899

By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 281

You deserved it 8 774

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 643

You deserved it 4 159

By Ally - 19/05/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 116

You deserved it 4 060

By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 007

You deserved it 53 185

There goes the neighborhood…

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 020

You deserved it 66

By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 456

You deserved it 3 020

princessbloky 12

Tuesday 22 September 2015 15:22

No good deed goes unpunished

A07 48

Tuesday 22 September 2015 15:22

Didn't you show him where the toilet was?

Comments

dougierocks 13

Wednesday 23 September 2015 10:18

Homeless people are homeless for a reason...

psyjoniz 12

Wednesday 23 September 2015 15:01

frankly im glad to see the YDI's outweighing the FYL's.. did you learn your lesson?

countdini2000 13

Wednesday 23 September 2015 18:28

Last time I ever heard of anyone iniviting a homeless person in their house it was Castiel... And it was a reaper... And they tried to kill him.

ToddesPizza 10

Wednesday 23 September 2015 18:59

I have nothing against homeless people as I work in a soup kitchen on Thursdays, but I would never invite someone I do not know to stay in my house. As much as I respect you Op, it's your fault I'm sorry

MrBlond 3

Thursday 24 September 2015 0:25

your dad is family so...

fyourlife775 2

Thursday 24 September 2015 0:54

Be glad he didn't bring the guys over for a soup kitchen

tomvertigo 17

Thursday 24 September 2015 18:54

Hello dirty stranger I've never met and know nothing about - wont you please come into my homr and stay with me? I'm sure nothing bad will come out Next time give him $50 and point him towards the nearest Super 8.

kickboxer144 4

Tuesday 29 September 2015 0:01

cool, when did I say they were a stranger, let alone dirty? You make a lot of assumptions....

texasmade817 5

Saturday 26 September 2015 7:30

ydi, never let a stranger sleep in your house. lucky all he did was piss on the couch on not to u blind and kill you

george_s_4 30

Friday 27 November 2015 14:50

I don't know why so many people chose ydi. If a homeless person needed a place to stay for the night I'd probably let them stay too. I wouldn't put them on my brand new couch I'd find another place but I don't see what he did was at all wrong.