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*sigh* I am honestly baffled as to how crap like this actually gets posted
Hey, we have to pee. Sorry we don't want urinary infections.
you sound really shalow
As an afterthought, would you rather her have said nothing and you kept talking, not recieving a response? Obviously then you'd think you said something wrong or other negative things.
Reminds me of one time when I was about to go down on my ex girlfriend: "Hold on I have to pee first."
Actually, you should be thankful she said that. You wouldn't want her peeing on your face when she orgasms, would you? (TIP: Females are capable of ejaculation, too. We don't always do it, but sometimes we do, and sometimes we accidently pee when we do too. Best to empty your bladder beforehand.)
I realize that. But we'd been going at it forever, and she chose JUST then to talk about it. Also, it's kind of a turn off to think about licking a uriney ******.
turn off? my friend, you are still much too young if you think like that lol ^_^
No I see what he's saying. I wouldn't want to lick pee either. I also wouldn't want to be licking and suddenly be licking pee, though. Compromise: Rinsing?
haha the ops probly a 12 year old
that's really not an FML... lol. There's MLIA [my life is average] website. Check that one out.
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Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.
This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!