Intimacy: Today, I tried to hold my new boyfriend's hand while on a date....

By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 04:10 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I tried to hold my new boyfriend's hand while on a date. He let go quickly though, letting me know that we aren't at "that stage" of the relationship yet. We've been having sex for two weeks now. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for a second time. When I was getting dressed afterwards with him sitting next to me, there was a silence. To break it, he grabbed my hand and fistbumped me. FML

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By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2022 12:00

Today, after being friends with a guy, age 35, for a year, he asked if we could progress the relationship romantically. I'm keen but it's been a month, and the closest touching we have done is a hug. Slowest relationship ever. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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By sierra.sl31 - 28/07/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML

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teentee401 36

Wednesday 28 October 2015 11:36

Hate to be THAT person on FML, but I would seriously consider leaving that relationship. If he's ******* you but can't be bothered to hold your hand in public, that's a bit of a red flag. Then again you could always talk to him, but this just seems a bit suspect to me. EDIT: And to the comments before me, using sex as a weapon is immature.

LilMissCanadian 22

Wednesday 28 October 2015 11:39

Red flag!

Comments

Rammer3500 23

Thursday 29 October 2015 4:36

Yet another demonstration of how sex bas become just an expectation of dating

stieglar 17

Thursday 29 October 2015 5:17

New boyfriend but you've been having sex for two weeks...somethings fishy here.

edmunson 22

Thursday 29 October 2015 5:56

Just decide if you want to be a girlfriend or a fuckbuddy, and take appropriate actions!

esca6angel 16

Thursday 29 October 2015 6:14

....yeah no

miroku000 5

Thursday 29 October 2015 6:28

Are you sure he is your boyfriend? Have you talked about it and agreed to be boyfriend/girlfriend explicitly?

jewlsxbbyx 4

Thursday 29 October 2015 8:32

sex for two weeks doesn't mean your together. its called having sex. unless he makes it official, he's not your bf lol so its weird for you to say "my new boyfriends " you sound like a clinger. not good!

dayi_beny 11

Thursday 29 October 2015 10:29

slap his balls with that hand, you sure are on that stage

birthdayforgot 14

Thursday 29 October 2015 11:54

Sounds like he's using you as a sex object and has no emotional attachment

CasiusCorvus 10

Thursday 29 October 2015 13:07

Everyone is on the girls side on this one, but did you even consider his personality as a factor before you started banging him? If you did, this is on you, if you didn't...well then you should've gotten to know him a little better before you spread em.

nitrog100 21

Thursday 29 October 2015 17:17

You completely deserve it. You call him your "new boyfriend", yet you've already been having sex for two weeks. You don't get to just skip to the level of intimacy you want in a relationship. Let it develop naturally, or find a new guy.