By Anonymous - 17/12/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML
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startafire 0

There are worse things for your son to be sucking on before he sleeps.

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disney_blonde 16

Maybe you should have tried to get rid of it a bit earlier, let's say 18 years ago.

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SillyPoop 0

No Pussy for this one. Was this planned by Mommy? Probably!

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crash52181 0

You must be one of those crazy bitches who breastfed your kids until they were like 12...it's your fault that he's like that.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

+1 Wow, OP! You fail as a parent on so MANY levels.

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SillyPoop 0

Mommy Planned for this one! She wants to have her son forever!

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aback 4

Swap it out for one that's shaped like a penis. Then make him get a job and move out.

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KimsMommy 0

I would deffinitely date your son if I wasn't married. We had to take my husband's temp one time, and all we had was our daughter's pacifier thermometer, so we used that. I f**ked the s**t out of him afterwards.

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FsoberLife 0

Maybe the 20yr old being refered in the kids section that still has a pacifier is mentally ill. I think OP would have mentioned that but embarassment and stigma still have their place. At the age of 20 I know I was far more interested in sucking my girlfriends' nipples, not their plastic analogs. It's time for jr. to grow up, unless he is ill, or an avid candy raver.

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Fuckimlazy 0

YDI for failing as a parent

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thinmint 0

Lmao at "why's your clit the size of a pacifier?"! But seriously that's phallic, your son likes dick.

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