Kids: Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it...

By Anonymous - 17/12/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 9:21

You failed as a parent...

startafire 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:25

There are worse things for your son to be sucking on before he sleeps.

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PinkDahlia 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 11:50

What, does he still drink from your breasts and wear diapers? Next, your trying to get your son to sleep in an actual bed because he still sleeps in a crib. Jesus, woman.

ughpplppl 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 4:09

well you should have rid him of this when he was either one or two, he would have cried for a week and then gotten over it, as children at that age do.

terriibabiiix23 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:28

LMFAO ! he's 20 years old & he STILL has a pacifier !??!?!?! FAIL.

blablabla1_fml 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:08

So he likes sucking on a pacifier? No big deal in my opinion, just look at all those cigarette smokers who even need an addictive and calming substance every few hours. Even if he were to still wear diapers I'd consider it a more mature thing to do than to basically hurt yourself every day because you can't live without doing it. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_Dissonance if you are a smoker and want to know why you can't properly reason when thinking about your addiction and why you might think I come off as a radical health fanatic :)

chwder912 3

Friday 25 December 2009 6:24

he... is... a... RETARD

x_Mikomi_x 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 4:43

Uhm, Im sure a lot of people would appriciate it if you didnt use that word..

Theresa_C 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 5:49

EPIC FAIL

sheltergirl87 0

Monday 28 December 2009 6:55

god I hope your kidding

DITyler 0

Monday 28 December 2009 19:29

I don't see how this is in any way YOUR problem. If it helps him sleep, then I say let him do it! It's not hurting YOU, so stop being so pathetic and whiny.

Ananinja 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 23:51

#149: The OP is the parent of the 20 year old. That means they failed, in the past 20 years, to teach their son to grow up. How does posting this FML make them pathetic and whiny? You sound pretty bitchy yourself, actually...