Health: Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin.... - FML

By 11niko - 02/02/2012 04:57 - United States

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

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By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London

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By RIP iPhone - 26/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I was using my flashlight app in the driveway to avoid stepping in puddles, as my new shoes are untreated suede. I dropped my phone in the puddle instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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LexSwift 17

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:40

What in the world are you sticking up there that it's cutting you?

JoshTheMaggot 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:40

How did you get a cut on your butt hole in the first place? Sharp objects aren't meant for the ass..

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Kforest 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:57

well.. this is generally something you keep to yourself & not spread over the Internet.. but hey man, whatever works for you.

AyyDiana 2

Friday 3 February 2012 5:56

How do you get a cut on your buttohole??

Fa11en_Leafs 7

Friday 3 February 2012 6:25

Is no one else wondering why he needed a mirror in the first place? I mean... You're gonna get it all over your butt anyway... Just... OP broke my brain.

jsears077 4

Friday 3 February 2012 6:33

Exit only. Remember that for next time

swag_sabrina 1

Friday 3 February 2012 6:48

Why would you have a cut on your buthole in the first place ?

ArmenianPrincess 5

Friday 3 February 2012 6:52

Lmfaoooo 1 guy 1 jar :)

MissAimeeAngel 15

Friday 3 February 2012 7:50

Whatever it is that you were doing while you got cut, you were doing wrong. That's for sure.

brandojax_33 5

Friday 3 February 2012 10:11

At least you didn't accidentally take a picture and post it that would've really sucked

Princesswarrior 0

Friday 3 February 2012 10:49

Ugh This Comment Reminds Me Of 1 Guy 1 Cup O.o Disgusting

marscm55 11

Friday 3 February 2012 12:07

Least you didn't answer your iPhone on FaceTime well doing that...

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