Health: Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 21:46 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML

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By ShaunBomb - 11/12/2010 06:11 - United States

Today, my parents brought me an ice cream birthday cake. I would think after 23 years they would remember my lactose intolerance. FML

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By birthdayboy - 19/06/2019 16:22

Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2018 18:30

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By sadbride - 09/10/2018 13:30

Today, my mom told me she is serving lasagna and Italian cream cake at my bridal shower. I'm severely lactose intolerant, which I have been telling her for years. She responded by telling me, and I quote, "The food is for the guests." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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By UnluckyJulie - 02/11/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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By bdaygirl - 03/12/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By Gemini gang - 27/07/2019 04:04

Today, my family surprised me for my birthday by showing up with a chocolate cake and my ex-boyfriend from back home. They all forgot I'm allergic to chocolate, that I broke up with him about a year ago, and that he’s been trying to win me back ever since. FML

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chippa 24

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:47

OP discovered a cake that they fell madly in love with 8 or more years ago. 8 years ago, they could no longer have this cake or anything else containing dairy products. Today is their 18th birthday. Their family made OP the previously mentioned cake that OP has not been able to eat for 8 years and still cannot eat. OP cried because they can't eat this delicious birthday cake and evidently, their family doesn't know her very well. OP's mom ate a piece of the cake which had a smiley face or something on it. Do you get it now? It's not that hard to understand...

chippa 24

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:29

Dude, who cares about the aftermath, eat it anyway.

Comments

MissaGirl1 9

Sunday 12 September 2010 10:07

By the way, I used to be lactose intolerant. according to my doctor, I outgrew it. my new doctor claims that you can outgrow it. you're born with it.

YourEvilHero 12

Sunday 12 September 2010 10:48

Connecticut!

maalicious 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 11:04

classic!

sdman923 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 11:23

Or maybe they put just enough thought into it, so that they could eat the cake, knowing that OP would not be able to because of lactose intolerance.

evybeth 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 11:35

well since there her parents.. they should know that she's lactose duh! parents=fail. but if it makes u feel any better my parents r the same.

oliveolive_fml 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 12:18

Wow that bitch has to suck it up and take a god damn lactaid pill

xxjoseph1543xx 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 13:05

wait, who was eating the happy part of the cake? what does that mean anyway? what does being lactose intolerant have to do about anything? this is stupid.

lorianngie 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 13:08

So, what have they done for your last seven birthdays? This obviously isn't the first one you've "not been able to eat cake."

BeautifulDizaztr 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 15:25

this is a stupid fml. obviously you've eaten it before if you "love" it, so freaking eat it again and quit yer bitchin. it's your birthday for gods sake. STFU and eat ur cake.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 12 September 2010 15:38

WTF does being lactose intolerant have to do with chocolate cake or hot fudge? Next year they'll do nothing for your birthday & you'll be back here whining again.