By handyjon - 01/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

why? there is something called a plunger!

schwiggidy 0

try it with yor mouth next time

Comments

mintcar 9

Ever heard of a plunger? Invest in one and stop sticking your hand down the damn toilet.

invest in one? do you know what investing is? maybe I'm the stupid one but I don't think it's what you're thinking of.

They used the word invest properly. Shockingly, words have different meanings in different context. To invest in an item = to put money into an item (ie, purchasing, fixing, etc) that will ultimately benefit you in some way

ThickHead 0

that's gross, did you drop something. or no plunger? buy one

lolitaababy 0

You might want to call a real handyman now, Jon.

You heard that right! Every Dutch person has at least 12 different pairs. We all live in a mill and our garden is full of tulips. We eat tons of cheese everyday, because we get all hungry from being stoned all the time. You should really consider to visit sometime!

WTF Doortje are you sure you're Dutch? In my neighborhood we grow weed in our backyards. We keep the tulips in our front yard! (:

a_girl_i_know 0
GoodLookingGeese 10

sounds like your having a lot of fun down there..

kingtz 6

YDI for not eating enough fiber!

GoodLookingGeese 10

Idiot, you should have bought a plunger after the first time.