Health: Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon...

By asthmatic - 18/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML

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By danonno - 02/08/2012 21:08 - Canada - Nelson

Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

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By igotpride - 09/12/2013 21:01 - United States

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By Spiderchick - 26/09/2019 12:00 - Germany

Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

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By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By gaggin - 26/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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biancagolden 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:38

Did you swallow the spider to catch the fly? I don't know why you swallowed a fly. ...Perhaps you'll die.

Zenma 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:35

If that happened to me I would have to use the inhaler so I wouldn't have an asthma attack! FYL :(

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arnichol 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:50

How did you find out it was a spider? I mean... you swallowed the evidence...

Zenma 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:52

#11 If you felt little legs tapping on your throat as it's going down chances are it's a spider (I've swallowed a spider before...It was the scariest experience for me lol)

PureGold 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:51

EWWWWWW. Thanks for planting that image in my head...I'm not hungry anymore x(. *gag* FYL for sure. That's disgusting. But you really should have at least looked at the year-old inhaler before putting it in your mouth.

gondolod 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:52

are you sure you swallowed it? i mean isnt it the point of inhaler to breathe the stuff inside it in? ..so it would end up in your lungs. well i hope not, but damn that would be even scarier

WTFIWWP 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:52

That is why they come with lids

Mozart24 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:58

I agree with #11 - How do you know it was a spider if you didnt see it?! Methinks this could be either bullshit or speculation! And #10 - spiders have EIGHT legs, you idiot! I personally like spiders, so - Im kinda hoping it was a cockroach instead - a pregnant one... hahaha... ok,ok,ok, Im kidding...

Wolf_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 10:00

Your meant to spray 3 times in the air before using it. Even if the last time you used it was only 2 weeks ago.

sickinlove13 0

Friday 19 June 2009 10:15

I've never heard of that and just saw my doctor a few weeks ago and wasn't told that either.

nd1312 0

Friday 19 June 2009 10:03

lol @10 So you were lucky that you just swallowed and not inhaled it.

Albedo667 5

Friday 19 June 2009 10:04

EJECT EJECT!

PleaseSayTheBaby 0

Friday 19 June 2009 10:10

Oh ****, I would ******* flip out!!! FYL indeed. Once I had a HUGE spider run down my face while I was watching tv, I couldn't sleep for 2 days, cause the ****** was still on the prawl...

Wubbly 0

Friday 19 June 2009 10:11

I always wonder if the facts on Natural Geographic are true. This means you do swallow 10 spiders in your lifetime, aint that great?! YDI for not following the basic rules of the inhaler, or of anything. Check before use.