By asthmatic - 18/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML
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biancagolden 0

Did you swallow the spider to catch the fly? I don't know why you swallowed a fly. ...Perhaps you'll die.

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Zenma 0

If that happened to me I would have to use the inhaler so I wouldn't have an asthma attack! FYL :(

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MoobyTheCow 2

If you haven't used it in a year spraying it the first time probably won't work anyways. Usually you have to do it 2-3 times to clear the nozzle. So I'm skeptical.

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littlemisslee 0

ugh no that's wrong! (arachnaphobicx10000)

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theskippster 0

dont worry too much about it. the spider will just disintegrate when it hits your stomach acids :D

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planetearth 0

well you apparently used the inhaler wrong anyway.. if you swallowed the spider, then you swallowed the inhalant, which obviously wouldn't help your condition. Either that or you inhaled the spider and hopefully coughed it up, but clearly you can't swallow and inhale at the same time.. Or.. more likely: This is fake

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planetearth 0

*should HAVE should OF clearly makes no grammatical sense.. why do people type that? THINK ABOUT IT.

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Hich17 0

Not swallowed, buddy. That suckas gonna make webs in your lungs! Better start smoking.

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ILoveJace01 0

If you haven't used it in a year wouldn't you want to wipe it off anyway to get the dust off or something? Or at least look and make sure it's clean to use? I don't use inhalers, but I'm just saying.

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