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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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Dirty sex

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 06:00 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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Cuteness overload

By Cpm - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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iljajlm 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:07

It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.

KINGMARIO_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:05

she took a dump in the shower?!?

Comments

Poke_my_mon 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 22:58

Did it smell good?

17xVampx17 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:08

Murderofcrows thanks for saying that so I didn't have to go into a full rant on their idiocy.

Kajay1978 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:14

did u help wipe? that's a turn on!

paigeee_x3 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:38

What a stupid FML. It would've been sexier if you caught her after the shower. She'd turn the water off, and there'd be your chance. Why have water distract you and her from the good stuff?

molitov 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:38

girls are forced to feel shame about taking a shit... so the shower gets turned on to hide noises.... it's not her fault dumbass... it's not your life that's F'd.. it's hers for having a jerk react that way

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:45

What the hell is with all these "OH MY GOD SO WOMEN CAN'T SHIT NOW!?" comments? You don't want to walk in on ANYONE taking a dump, let alone someone you were planning on screwing. Seriously, it has nothing to do with her gender, just that he had to walk in on that when he was trying to be sexy. It's the reason bathrooms have doors, just so you know.