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Oh 60, all the answers you need are right hair.
Good 1 59
You know your boyfriend there is a dick, but you have a terrible sister! How you can do that to someone let alone your sibling is beyond me. The boyfriend you can rid yourself of but your sister is there for life. :-/ FYL OP, I'm so sorry!
I guess blood isn't thicker than shower water, they deserve each other
Blood is also not thicker than ****. Just Sayin' !
But chocolate is thicker than ****. And bacon. Tasty bacon. ...I just had a foodgasm.
Ok. I cannot argue with bacon. Or with chocolate for that matter.
Sorry, OP. A strain on family relations, and lame ass excuses to boot. You need little luck in finding a "better" half.
Yes, clitoral stimulation is sure to wake her up!
I don't know about that. Usually within 20 minutes of some serious clitoral stimulation, my wife is sound asleep!
You must be doing it wrong then lol
Really? She thinks I'm doing it awesomely! After multiple orgasms, she's got to get some sleep!
Really cuz my wife has multiples and wants me to keep going til my jaw falls off
I wonder if he has been with your mother yet. Or is that next?
That was last night. To use Baseball parlance, he is hitting for the cycle!
And you promptly beat the shit out of both of them?
I don't think they were lying. Unless its a really big shower, I suspect they were both standing.
Is your name Tyrion Lannister?
Oh I thought it said brother. Kinda glad to be wrong
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I don't even know how I would respond if it were me
Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)