By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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christa953 12

I don't even know how I would respond if it were me

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)

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TheFamilyElf 17

Well, seems he's in for a rude awakening when you dump his lying booty.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I have no part in this conversation, but eyebrows the Internet for answers.

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XtraEzeee 8

Oh 60, all the answers you need are right hair.

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BubbleGrunge 18

You know your boyfriend there is a dick, but you have a terrible sister! How you can do that to someone let alone your sibling is beyond me. The boyfriend you can rid yourself of but your sister is there for life. :-/ FYL OP, I'm so sorry!

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BunchieRules 31

I agree for the most part, but maybe OP can't get rid of her boyfriend. Who knows, maybe he'll become her brother-in-law. But let's hope not; OP, I wish you the best of luck with your sister and your (hopefully ex) boyfriend.

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sampson12 0

I totally agree!

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baronsmommy 14

I guess blood isn't thicker than shower water, they deserve each other

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phatdaddy62 23

Blood is also not thicker than ****. Just Sayin' !

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

But chocolate is thicker than ****. And bacon. Tasty bacon. ...I just had a foodgasm.

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phatdaddy62 23

Ok. I cannot argue with bacon. Or with chocolate for that matter.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Sorry, OP. A strain on family relations, and lame ass excuses to boot. You need little luck in finding a "better" half.

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kemando 22

Yes, clitoral stimulation is sure to wake her up!

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phatdaddy62 23

I don't know about that. Usually within 20 minutes of some serious clitoral stimulation, my wife is sound asleep!

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phatdaddy62 23

Really? She thinks I'm doing it awesomely! After multiple orgasms, she's got to get some sleep!

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superman369 2

Really cuz my wife has multiples and wants me to keep going til my jaw falls off

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Stupend0us 7

I wonder if he has been with your mother yet. Or is that next?

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phatdaddy62 23

That was last night. To use Baseball parlance, he is hitting for the cycle!

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LuckyLynx7732 5

And you promptly beat the shit out of both of them?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Damn. All cheaters are dumb but this one is strong... Hilarious excuse, though.

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phatdaddy62 23

I don't think they were lying. Unless its a really big shower, I suspect they were both standing.

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Mama_Umbridge 8

Oh I thought it said brother. Kinda glad to be wrong

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