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Are you always this paranoid? Sounds like a true story to me...
Was he using his Prince Edward to wake her up? He's so helpful!
I thought it said your brother and your sister. ew, my bad.
They were just trying to save money on the water bill.
I'd flush the toilet and if your house is like mine, scold them with water.
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I don't even know how I would respond if it were me
Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)