Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite...

By anon - 31/07/2010 17:04 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

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By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By iliku - 01/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

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By soph511 - 30/07/2012 18:05 - France - Hyères

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

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By tornkhakis - 24/02/2014 07:20 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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Sunday 1 August 2010 0:33

the shirt just wants some pussy!

thatonedame 6

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:33

that'll happen.

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hug_the_wall 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:45

i hate cats..

Bekll 31

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:23

Cats hate you.

tinybear93 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:46

awwkkwwwaarrdd. that'll be a horrible break ups. one of those you don't approve of hahaha

HoesInaBox 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:47

-Like-

DianeArmstrong 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:47

Get a dog.

ohthebloodygore 16

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:53

Dogs hump.

CrimsonWolf1294 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 1:58

she got ya there 22 :p

austinkarimi 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 2:18

not if it's a female dog...

sammehsaurus 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 3:47

59- My three female dogs hump things all the time o.0

tomahto 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:48

my cat does that with my pillows... :p

torio123 27

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:49

that must have been a good sweater... not so good now that it has cat **** all over it...

dani3l 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:50

I bet that sweater gets more pussy than u OP xD

Barrientos432 5

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:52

Well did you let him finish?

cchristine 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:52

Ahehehe, I laughed hard when I read this!

Hwikek 2

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:55

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Same thing different taste

I did not consent to this under my roof

I'm gonna be late

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