By neednewdeoderant - 14/12/2011 02:39 - United States

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Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML
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MerkathonPro 0

When I first read this, I saw "If she wasn't applying it to"... Is it wrong if I thought crotch first?

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gunmania0 12

There are two ways you can get herpes... just don't let her give you a Blowie...

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andrewsgirl2010 7

Id throw away that deodorant now....

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hateevryone 14

you're dating an idiot.

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theonlysweetpea 10

That triflin bitch gots to go! I really mean it. I'm all for supporting people with diseases but not when people keep it from you in a you-need-to-know way.

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theonlysweetpea 10

#95 It's called oral herpes

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Phendraana 0

something like 90% of people have some strain of herpes whether they've had an outbreak or not. she probably didn't tell you because cold sores are so common that she didn't think it was a big deal. and its NOT, just don't let her go down on you till it clears up.

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22JB 11

Might want to let that one go. Who knows what else she puts in her mouth.

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Calyx_fml 21

Herpes is forever. She was hiding it from you. Dump her.

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calibaaby 0

I actually looked it up and it held for cold sores... Not herpes.

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medic11b 0

OP, please do not take medical advice from random people on the Internet! SEE A DOCTOR! And on a personal not the whole putting used deodorant in your mouth thing is just disgusting, regardless of possible benefit.

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kaykay20 0

Some people are educated enough to help in this issue. It's better to stick with actual cold sore ointments then deodorant though. As I said earlier the doctors tests won't always turn up positive. It's easier to tell and be sure when they get a outbreak. Depending on what type it is theirs medication they can provide to lessen the outbreaks.

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