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I love dogs! so your running away from 5 tiny dogs that can barely reach your knee.
Chihuahuas have a surprising amount of jaw power and sharp teeth. And they don't let go. Or they try to hump your foot/hand/accessible appendages. And people don't bother to train them much because they're small and 'can't do much damage'. Nasty little brutes.
They ARE vicious. One of those ******* ripped through my pants one time.
Ugh I hate tiny dogs... I cant wait to live somewhere large enough for a Great Dane :) A big yard, a big house, and a really big bed lol
I have a Great Dane and I looove her. They're definitely my favorite breed. (:
I want a Geater Swiss Mountain dog. Swissies ftw!
What kind of pansy runs away from a chihuahua?
I know right ? OMG they're like smaller than my cat.
This is only an FML if you're out of shape and can't outrun 5 small dogs. Although being chased is no fun, no matter who/what is chasing you.
I don't think you understand just how fast dogs are.
Actually those little ******* are fast I couldn't outrun one on a bike
Turn around and kick them, between the two of you you should be able to take out four of them (four feet, so just kick one with each foot. Obviously don't try to kick with both feet at once or you will fall down and they will kill you.) That leaves just one and you might be able to fight that one off.
You've got to be kidding. Chihuahuas are one of the most aggressive, vicious breeds of dog that exists. Vicious is a matter of temperament, and has nothing to do with size.
Also randy. That was a fun afternoon... *shudders at memories*
Chihuahua are just SO hard to kick! How did you ever survive!?
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im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence
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