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By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By ellinor - 17/09/2010 20:33 - Sweden

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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Saturday 4 December 2010 16:14

im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence

IHATESOUP 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:13

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Comments

a_girl_in_space 6

Friday 20 May 2011 2:34

lol i can totally picture that I'm cracking up

AlphaWolf24 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:50

those lil ***** don't play I've been bit by one and that shit hurt and bled, and my friends acted like i got licked by a kitten

YourMomxD 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:01

yeah but some are nice and some are mean as **** like my dad's is the color of a reese's peanut butter cup and he is a wimp but thinks he is a pitbull

YourMomxD 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:57

Actually, my great aunt's EVIL ASS chihuahua bit my grandmother's thumb where it meets your skin and it dug its tooth into her thumb and it left a HUGE hole there. It also almost bit a chunk of my great aunt's lip of and it bled for 2 hours straight. Also, if any of you grammar nazis say i messed up something, you can grow a pair and suck 'em.

vvmativv 8

Friday 8 July 2011 5:09

Little dogs tend to be nastier because people baby them because they're small and cute and handbag size..and they treat them like equals. Which usually leads to the dog having a personality disorder or thinking its the dominant one in the house, which is just fail. To people talking about this dogs sensing fear - its not entirely true, they can see your posture and body language which is what they're interpreting.. (think I heard that somewhere, gf watches alot of dog training programs) They could also just be completely mental charging at you for the glory or sparta or something, Idk. Also - defend yourself. I'm sure after a bunt in the head they'd turn round and back off. As an animal lover I wouldn't like to do this, but then again I would refuse to run from some poorly trained pets.