Animals: Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving...

By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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By I Don't Exorcise - 10/05/2012 03:34 - United States - Shawnee

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By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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The chase

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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Bad boy

By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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Awkward

By ellinor - 17/09/2010 20:33 - Sweden

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:14

im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence

IHATESOUP 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:13

pussy

Comments

Hairnomore 7

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:41

Knife the Dogs

ihaveissues93 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:56

honestly, ydi if u were running from chihuahuas.

fadingaway 17

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:59

You do know that running just makes the dogs chase you more, right?

Hump_Zilla 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 18:00

uuuuuh they are like the size of a football...I say go for the punt

ROFLFail 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 18:08

ATTACK DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol jk, this FML gives a good mental image.

NRA_advocate 5

Saturday 4 December 2010 18:51

they are the size of a football just kick a field goal

fudawee 4

Saturday 4 December 2010 19:05

Punt!

chewbacca69 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 23:34

the mean man punted Baxter!

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 19:32

YDI for running away from a CHIHUAHUA. Grow some balls.

goodlike_fml 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 20:49

kick the sh*t out of it!

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 20:54

I was chased by a dog once... I learned that the best thing to do is stand your ground, look it straight in the eyes-this goes for most four legged beasts- and growl. The vicious chihuahas probably thought it was a game.