Animals: Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving...

By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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Awkward

By ellinor - 17/09/2010 20:33 - Sweden

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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Saturday 4 December 2010 16:14

im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence

IHATESOUP 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:13

pussy

Comments

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:08

I hate people that can't watch their dogs and allow them to roam freely. The dog pound is coming for Fido and Frisky soon!

mintcar 9

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:30

You forgot to mention and name the other 3. :(

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:39

Let's see. There's Hoopsie, Spike and Dusty! Those damn dogs with the stripper names.(:

IVANTTOCOME 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:48

The dog pound is coming, cmon people, read your comments before submitting them. If in fact the dog catcher is coming, you might want to stay inside.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 4 December 2010 18:02

Just because "Spice Gold" is legal, doesn't mean you need to smoke it.

xo_mrii_xo 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:09

Aww how cute, did you pet them ?! .. who runs away from Chihuahuas anyways ?

JocelynKaulitz 28

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:10

yeah cuz they're big enough to knock you over or something.

xcrystal011 2

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:10

i like chihuahuas

mdbreezy 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:12

turn around and stomp on them.

aback 4

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:15

Start carrying a can of Raid.

caleb135 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:15

oh my gosh vicious little rats!!!!! try a 130 pound rot chasing u down a country round. punk.

theycallmejessic 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:15

chihuahuas....vicious....chihuahuas....vicious...chi-I'm not seein' it.

tykiej 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:17

Why didnt you just kick the little landsharks?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:21

You walked outside from where? Why didn't you just go back inside and call animal control? If the owner can't keep them in check, he/she deserves to have them taken away.