By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 037
You deserved it 287 499

Same thing different taste

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Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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He eats your plants so you attempt to take his life? YDI There are ways to keep unwanted creatures out of your garden. Invest in them. Do some research. A simple Google search would take you far. Also #433, I am a vegan and I wouldn't be surprised if there were at least a good number of vegetarians on this site.

You can't take revenge on an animal. I don't mean it's wrong, I mean it's impossible. Animals don't do revenge. They do survival. Get a dog to protect your garden.

gajssmith 0

HA! You were outsmarted by a rabbit! All you tree hugging liberals whining about killing a rabbit can kiss my ass!!!

I love how everyone is bitching about the rabbit. To the people who are telling this guy that he should die, take a deep breath and suck it up. It's a simple misuse of a gun, it doesn't justify anything that severe. Then again, there are tons of better ways to protect your garden than killing the culprit. Get a dog, they keep rabbits away nicely. Ever since my family got a German Shepherd, my mom's garden has been rabbit-free.

WTF is wrong with u!!!!! its a bunny 4 crying out loud!!! it eats ur plants so u want to shoot it!!! u so deserved that!!!

Carosello 0

that's what you get for trying to kill innocent little wabbits -_-

thuryn 2

5 gallons of water is about 2/3 of a cubic foot. So 15,000 gallons is 2,000 cubic feet. Most pools are about 4-5 feet of water. Let's be pessimistic and say it's 4 feet deep. That's only 4 feet by 20 feet by 25 feet. That's not that big a pool, folks. As for the rabbit, don't give me that animal rights nonsense. I'm sure he was shooting to kill. It's only "abuse" if he tortures the poor thing. As someone else pointed out, you don't go all nuts over mosquitos, now do ya? It was on his property, it was creating a nuisance. If he wants to shoot it, there's nothing wrong with doing that. It's not like rabbits are an endangered species. (Dogs are more effective, though...) That said, YDI. The first thing you learn in every single firearms safety class is not to point a gun at something you don't intend to shoot. If the pool was in your line of sight, (that's "sight" not "site" folks), then your pool was going to get shot. Simple. Besides, ANY leak in your pool was going to flood your basement. You need to figure out how you're going to prevent this from happening again when you trip while holding a screwdriver and puncture the pool again. Same result without all the fuzzy animals. @440: jess, you need to learn to spell. Seriously. This ain't texting. You can use whole words on the Internet.