By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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vag_fml 0

dude, thats what rabbits do. i don't get it...did you think they were carnivores?

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suaveneanderthal 0

jesus christ he was protecting his garden people... if it had been a five foot rattlesnake in his garden how many of you city boys/girls would "hop" on here bitching about shooting at that? but because it's a fuzzy wuzzy wabbit that walt disney got his hands on and mind ****** you all with, everyone decides to raise hell. i don't think the OP posted this so we could have a debate on how he should of disposed of the rabbit, i think the main idea is that he ****** his pool/basement up.... damn almost comment #420...

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trailofdead 0

"the bullet" didnt miss, you missed. and I doubt that a .22lr round (very small) would cause catastrophic failure to a pool designed to hold 15000 gallons of water.

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effyourface 0

Karma's a bitch isn't it? Maybe you shouldn't shoot at bunnies DICK.

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fmlxxxx 0

#102 is what is wrong with America

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bortzy93 0

you are a DUMDASS. i think you mean you got daddy's .22 out, cuz if it was yours, you wouldnt be dumb enough to aim remotely close to anything you don't want to shoot....**** face

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reetah 0

... I really didn't think there were people this stupid in the world until I started reading fmylife. it seriously blows my mind. and does it bother anyone else that the OP's first thoughts after seeing his garden eaten was "I must get revenge on whatever animal did this by killing it?"

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ASatanistHobo 0

YDI for being an asshole, hope you rot in hell you piece of shit

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wafflemonger 0

290, you're right, I don't know if everyone complaining on here is a vegan. That's why I said it's *possible,* rather than absolutely true. I don't know what you mean by "this statement affects you as much as it does me." And further, "whinny" is the sound a horse makes, not an adjective. "So basically, it's OKAY for you to kill an animal in order to eat it. But it wouldn't be OKAY for me to kill it because it's destroying my garden?" Yeah, that's what I said. Though to be fair, I'm a vegetarian, so this doesn't apply. There are ways to deal with animals destroying your garden that do not involve killing the animals. I suggest you look into them. It's not NECESSARY Okay, hypocrite. Killing is killing.

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