By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 037
You deserved it 287 499

Same thing different taste

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Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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#407.. If he shot a rattlesnake, I'd still bitch. Just like the rabbit, he could call to get it removed from his yard. And btw, walt disney didn't do shit. It's a living, breathing creature trying to feed itself. But, tbh, comparing a rattlesnake to a rabbit isn't the same. A rattlesnake could harm somebody, the worst the rabbit can do is apparently take something from the garden

Blue_Panda 0

It's something called karma. That's what you get for attempting to kill a rabbit!

somewhere in the world right now, that rabbit is laughing his ass off

slinkiess 0

you could have just bought a fence or something.

YDI for trying to shoot at a bunny. Shame on you.

290, you're right, I don't know if everyone complaining on here is a vegan. That's why I said it's *possible,* rather than absolutely true. I don't know what you mean by "this statement affects you as much as it does me." And further, "whinny" is the sound a horse makes, not an adjective. "So basically, it's OKAY for you to kill an animal in order to eat it. But it wouldn't be OKAY for me to kill it because it's destroying my garden?" Yeah, that's what I said. Though to be fair, I'm a vegetarian, so this doesn't apply. There are ways to deal with animals destroying your garden that do not involve killing the animals. I suggest you look into them. It's not NECESSARY to kill the animal, so there's no reason to do it. "Okay, hypocrite. Killing is killing." US law says otherwise. There's a reason that there are charges for murder 1, murder 2, and manslaughter. Intent and necessity are important factors in killing. if you kill something for food, it's because you're hungry. I don't agree with it, but I won't try to stop you. If you kill something for revenge, it's because you're an ass. Big difference.

Occam 0

LOL idiots like the OP are about half the reason I'm so supportive of strict gun control. Give guns to the people that are smart enough to handle them properly. #1 don't shoot a gun in your goddamn backyard, and #2 you're so untrained with a firearm and so unaware of your surroundings that you didn't even notice the 15,000 gallon pool right behind the rabbit? Next time it could be a kid, or the mailman. It's also interesting that your gun education is lacking badly enough so that you don't know the period is supposed to go BEFORE the caliber. Hope the government takes away your rifle, jackass.

This is the absolute and most perfect example of a YDL.

you people probably read in the newspaper and see in the news about countless people dying and being killed, and you barely give a shit. My GOD, its a rabbit!! It doesn't have enough cranial capacity to really understand anything except food and sex. "But..... but.... its cute!!" Shut up! Please! Value HUMAN LIFE. This probably put him in a BIG FINANCIAL SITUATION. I mean, he deserved it for shooting at his own, colossal pool, but shut up about the ******* rabbit.

291, stfu. I'm pretty sure genocide is worse than a bunny dying. It's bad, sure, but don't be such a six-year-old about it.