By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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kelsiCHAOTIC 0

Too bad it didn't flood your whole house, asshole.

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l33tm0nk3y 0

PROTIP: Get a cat.

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Saoul_fml 0

I don't care about the Rabbit... **** your Life... You missed.

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Darkspear 0

Step 1) Buy a "Have a Heart" trap. Step 2) Put veggies in the trap. Step 3) Catch the rabbit. Step 4) Shoot it while it is in the cage, so if you miss you don't hit your pool. You're also a dumbass, you deserved this.

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dan81892 2

stop crying over him shooting a "poor, innocent rabbit", he deserves it because he didn't think to shoot at it at an angle that wasn't going at the pool.

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twihardluvsrpatz 0

dear god your a complete asshole you soooo ******* deserved that! if i had seen you doing this i probably woulda pulled out my rifle and shot you in the leg

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dan81892 2

oh no! he tried to shoot at the cute little bunny rabbit! you all need to shut up. he doesn't deserve it for shooting at the rabbit, he deserves it for not shooting at it at an angle where he wouldn't hit his new pool.

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jalaluddin 0

Some of you seriously need to calm down. Yeah, shooting at the rabbit wasn't a very intelligent idea, especially since he may or may not have the best aim, but that still does not mean that he deserves: a) death b) an epic flood of his whole house c) a toxic mold colony d) or any other melodramatic punishment/sentence Seriously, he got more than he deserved already...and unless the vast majority of posters are lifelong vegans in diet and lifestyle, which I highly doubt, then they really need to just chill.

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twihardluvsrpatz 0

**** YOUR life? your fml is 'my pool is wrecked' that bunnies is 'some dumb ass attempted to shoot me today because i had a sncak.' screw you self absorbed ass YDI

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