By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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ganjagreen2370 0

all you people saying that they deserved it for trying to kill a defenseless animal are completely worthless. I would bet that at some point every one of you saying that has eaten meat, well guess where that came from...some "poor defenseless animal" you really need to shut the hell up. We are on the top of the food chain, you know what that means? We can kill them.

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futuremarine246 0

first i dont think you deserved it because you shot at a rabbit, like other people do, but i find this funny because my 17000 gallon pool got a hole about 4 foot wide and emtied in about ten seconds. the neighbors were not happy

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Kutsa 0

You definitely deserved it for being so cruel and trying to shoot a defenseless animal. There is an other way to keep rabbits out of your garden. It's called a fence. Maybe you've heard of it?

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gwoka 0

Wow. I wish I was smart enough to shoot at everything when I'm inconvenienced by things. Then all my problems would be fixed

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breedizzles 0

don't shoot at bunnies and you won't **** yourself over. asshole.

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lavalampmaster 0

YDI because of aim and common sense fail. Rabbits are tasty and verminous though, no complaint there.

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mannix_fml 0

As horrible as the first part of your story is, I can't stop laughing. Why would someone ever feel the need to shoot a rabbit?

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Luneth101 0

YDI for trying to shoot it next to the pool, but I think all these animal lovers need to understand something. One, if we didn't kill rabbits, their population would be way high, so they'd eat almost all the plants in an area. Two, if the rabbit ate his plants, it's not innocent. Would it be justified for you to eat another human, just because you were 'trying to survive'?

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